Just Waiting for my Spaceship Space-Themed Unisex Sweatshirt

Just Waiting for My Spaceship

Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt

Still here. Still waiting. Still not participating.

The “Just waiting for my spaceship” sweatshirt is for anyone who’s mentally checked out of Earth but still needs something warm to wear. It’s sarcastic, understated, and quietly unhinged — the perfect uniform for people who cope through humor and mild dissociation.

Printed on a Gildan G180 Heavy Blend™ crewneck, this sweatshirt is cozy without being sloppy, soft without being flimsy, and relaxed enough to wear while you wait for extraterrestrial extraction (or just your coffee).

✨ Details & Fit

• Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck (Gildan G180)
• Soft fleece interior for maximum coziness
• Medium-heavy weight fabric — warm, durable, and comfortable
• Classic relaxed fit (size up for extra slouch, size down for a cleaner look)
• Ribbed cuffs, collar, and hem for structure
• Designed for everyday wear, lounging, errands, and quiet rebellion

🛸 The Vibe

• Dry humor, zero explanation needed
• Minimal text design with maximum relatability
• Works with jeans, leggings, bike shorts, or pajama bottoms you refuse to change out of
• Cozy enough for home, acceptable enough for public

🖤 Perfect For

• Alien believers (or hopefuls)
• Introverts, burnout survivors, and overstimulated humans
• Fans of subtle sarcasm and clean typography
• People who want statement clothing without screaming
• Gifting to someone who’s done with reality

No affirmations.

No motivation.

Just waiting.

👽✨