I Refuse to Live in Reality Holiday Editions

Step aside, “Silent Night.”

This Christmas is chaotic, creepy, and definitely not silent — and the monsters are running the show.

Creepy Christmas Chaos is the ultimate adult coloring book for anyone who loves the holidays…

but also feels mildly unhinged about them.

Inside you’ll find 72 (mega edition) 50+ (regular edition) highly detailed, hand-drawn pages featuring:

• Gremlins stealing cookies (and your patience)
• Bigfoot tangled in lights
• Aliens sipping holiday beverages like they own the place
• Zombies caroling badly
• Ghosts who are absolutely not feeling festive
• Zombie elves taking awkward holiday selfies
• Holiday desserts that may or may not be sentient
• Festive monsters, cryptids, gremlins, elves, werewolves & more

All pages are designed in the signature Pink Alien style:

✨ thin, crisp lines

✨ tons of white space for creativity

✨ detailed but not overwhelming

✨ adult humor with a darkly cute twist

Whether you’re a holiday lover, a holiday hater, or simply someone who enjoys coloring monsters being weird, this book will keep you entertained from Christmas to New Year’s (and probably through several emotional breakdowns).

Perfect For:

• Stress relief
• Holiday snark
• Coloring while avoiding family
• Pairing with wine or peppermint schnapps
• Monster lovers, cryptid fans & chaos gremlins

Bring some beautifully illustrated merry mischief into your season — and color your way through the most chaotic Christmas ever. 

• 🎄 Detailed Holiday-Themed Pages — Packed with monsters, cryptids, gremlins, elves, ghosts, and festive chaos. Plus a bonus monster word search, a cryptid horoscope, and a color test page.
• ✨ High-Quality Thin Line Art — Crisp, clean outlines with lots of white space, perfect for markers, pencils & gel pens.
• 🤣 Darkly Funny Holiday Humor — Perfect for adults who love the holidays… or barely tolerate them.
• 👻 Unique Pink Alien Vibes — Whimsical, edgy, sarcastic, and unlike any other Christmas coloring book on Amazon.
• 🖨️ Single-Sided Pages — Prevents bleed-through and makes tearing out your favorites easy.
• 🎁 Perfect Gift — Great Christmas present for friends, coworkers, artists, and anyone needing festive emotional support.